Formal action? You've got a nerve This is like a part time ball boy writing to Chelsea football club to complain that he saw Roman Abramovic's car in the car park after the allocated opening hours. If anything it'll be me taking action against you for the flagrant disregard of Rule One: Daz, Art Vandelay and Jeynesey are the founder members and should be respected.
Also we've long turned a blind eye to early morning posts as long as the poster has been up all night and not simply woken up early after a good sleep.
In other news, I see it's one of your favourite days of the year coming up HB. So who's your tip for Eurovision this weekend?
Well, I don't believe I'm in breach of rule one. I haven't disrespected you, quite the opposite, it's because I respect you so much that I felt obliged to point out that standards have been slipping.
As for Eurovision, yes, it's a bit of a guilty of pleasure of mine, although, similar to a particular thread, standards have dropped recently and these days I watch it more out of a sense of duty and nostalgia. A bit like having relatives around who you have bugger all in common with?
I wouldn't take any tips from me as I haven't correctly predicted the winner in 30 odd years of watching it, but according to an analysis of streams watched apparently Germany may be the people's favourite? Israel and Cyprus also tipped to do well.
You'll note the timing of this post - some of us still have standards and respect the heritage, rules and authenticity of this treasured thread.