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I might even be up in time for football focus :)

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good god man! calm down! :lol:

 

i couldnt resist and entered again :P did it via the site this time, so just waiting for the "sorry, you were unsuccessful" email :)

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i couldnt resist and entered again :P did it via the site this time, so just waiting for the "sorry, you were unsuccessful" email :)

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I should probably point out I don't really know what you're talking about :unsure:

 

Ipod draw? walkers crisps? web site? Have you just eaten 4 packets of crisps?

 

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you need to watch more TV, then you would know what i was talking about ;)

 

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night all, im really going to bed this time! :D

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Anthing good I always record so forward through the ads, and I don't really pay attention to the background crap I have on at night but I will make an effort to watch more in future :(

 

So have you just eaten 4 bags in the last few minutes?

 

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(I think football focus is probably unrealistic, I'll aim for the end of the Norwich Plymouth game :))

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Art,

 

Why do you live in Coventry ? Is it part of our parole or something ?

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I was brought here at a young age have been unable to escape :(

 

One day I'll be free.....

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I was brought here at a young age have been unable to escape :(

 

One day I'll be free.....

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Is that ringroad system not the strangest you have ever seen ?

 

I have been allround the country and Coventry is still the only place I ever get lost.

 

Is it true that people from Coventry asked the Germans to bomb it more as it was improving the City ?

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Alreet lads.

 

Quite a shit day for me, woke up at 5am with a hangover (which ive had all day) and couldnt get back to sleep. My sister's chav friends slept downstairs which meant that I was stuck in my room all morning. England being beaten, Forest got beat, Leicestershire looked to have been robbed a rare win because of rain. Match of the day was on 35 minutes later than scheduled and I also dislocated my knee a few hours ago. Which was quite painful :(

 

Think I might go to bed before it can get any worse.

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Is that ringroad system not the strangest you have ever seen ?

 

I have been allround the country and Coventry is still the only place I ever get lost.

 

Is it true that people from Coventry asked the Germans to bomb it more as it was improving the City ?

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I got a bit lost round there myself a couple of days ago.

 

I remember just after I passed my driving test going out for my first proper long drive. Full tank of petrol, nice new (dad's) car, thought I'd been driving for miles, but I'd just end up back on the ring road again, whatever turns I took, I'd always end up back on there, I just couldn't escape. In the end I just drove round and about the ring road for a hour or two then went home again :(

 

Yes, it is true about the Germans. In fact we still regulaly ask them to bomb it but they won't do it anymore :(

 

 

N.B Roads have just been mentioned in passing. Anyone with a disturbing unhealthy interest in roads should not use this an an excuse to enter the conversation.

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Daz, I'm sure your post was 11:43 earlier. I was just about to chastise you for setting a bad example when it mysteriously changed to 12:43 :huh: so we'll say no more about it.

 

 

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You think I would break the insomniac code :( I thought you knew me better than that Art! weep.gif

 

I like being disabled, well yeah, it does hurt every time I walk around but I don't have to do any choirs, I can just sit around the house really and not get shouted at. If I chose not to have a shower for another week then I think people would accept that :)

 

Just watching Major League Baseball at the moment. I'm really wasting the time until I get tired. I'm so nervous about the test match tomorrow, if I slept through it I wouldn't really mind. I just want to hear the result - which will hopefully go Englands way.

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Art,

 

I apologise. I have been letting my fellow insomniacs down with a lack of pictures since my appointment.

 

So here goes.....

 

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I think there's just something wrong with the time on your post. I should have know better, I apologise.

 

Now you're disabled, can you have one of those motorised cart things? Not a normal wheel chair but those big ones with the handle bars and a shopping basket on the front.

 

I wish I had one of those :(

 

 

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Just seen Marlon has slipped in a picture while I was typing, good work :)

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how are you walking around on a dislocated knee? :)

 

when i dislocated mine, it wasnt right for a good six months, but i am built like a arthritic granny.

 

had some fun with those crutches mind... even nearly got me arrested when i was trying to bash it back into shape on a wall after bending it playing pissed baseball with a plastic bottle.

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how are you walking around on a dislocated knee? :)

Very painfully :) I've always been ok walking around on it before, even when i've had a cast on. Crutches are an annoyance to me really. Could you not walk on it at all?

 

I've done it a few times stretching back 14 months now. Its came out thrice and buckled three times as well. This is the first time i've had trouble since Feb though :(

 

I want an electric cart too, as well as a sit down bath, stair elevator and i'd also like a monacle. Who says old people can't be fashionable :mellow:

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I've never broken or dislocated anything :( I feel a bit left out. I did chip a tooth once though.

 

To be honest your leg sounds a bit rubbish. Maybe you could just have it removed and have a false one. Not a modern one but and old wooden one, like a pirate.

 

 

I wouldn't want one of those walk in baths. They must be so frustrating. Because it's got a door in the side, you can't fill it before you get in, so you open the door to go in, then you have to sit there naked and cold while it slowly fills up, you're never going to balance the temperature right away so you'll probably burn yourself.

 

Then when your finished you have to sit there again all wet and cold while the water drains out again. Better off just staying dirty.

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Also see we've signed a record deal with someone? Do I get free stuff? :)

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I gave you about 10 grand, is that not enough? :) Ive got 1 star in Basic String Instruments now too, which is nice :P

 

Art is still on his tour of a million clubs with his uber hit "Daz Smells" too... im surprised he hasnt died of exhaustion... maybe he truly is immortal, given that and the fact he has never broken a bone! i think im in double figures :lol:

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I start my US mini tour soon :)

 

I had one of those big wooden planks that you can attach to school gym wallbars fall on my toe once :(

 

But my superhuman strength meant my toe wasn't broken although my nail went all black and eventually fell off :O

 

 

I was searching round for pictures of frail old women to post as a comedy Jeynesey picture but stumbled up on some quite unwelcome ones of a pornographic nature :(

 

I think anyone of a certain age who is found naked on the internet should be made to have their clothes glued on to prevent it happening again.

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Hit me, Hit me, Hit me with your rythym stick. Hit me.

 

So Art, you say you found your way onto Granny Porn by accident. Interesting. Very inforunate. think.gif

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Hit me, Hit me, Hit me with your rythym stick. Hit me.

 

So Art, you say you found your way onto Granny Porn by accident. Interesting. Very inforunate. think.gif

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Two fat ladies click click click!

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It's a sorry state of affairs when an innocent search for some humourous pictures returns mostly pornographic results.

 

It's usually a nice surprise when there's some unexpected nudity in a search but after that experience I've had to turn the safe search on :(

 

 

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