Mate whilst me and my colleagues were dining at the presidents club you was getting a semi on as the beets look this year on your allotment and are almost ready to pickle and that the bird down the Spanish had had a lorry load of out of date cheddar delivered.
If Great Ormond Street have returned the money raised do you think I could ask for my donation back? I could spend it on a brass and some champagne if my money is not good enough
That fiver you put in don,t entitle you to sexually abuse some bird that is waiting on trying to earn a crust. Spend the fucking money on a pro!.. Cost you two grand for a crane to lower yer on yer fat ****. Plus a couple of hundred for para medics to be on stand by incase yer fucking heart packed in.