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  1. martinwa

    Ray Wilkins

    RIP
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    Neil Warnock

    RIP
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    Emiliano Sala

    RIP
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    Rooney

    RIP
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    Rafa Benitez

    RIP
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    Johan Cruyff

    RIP
  7. martinwa

    RIP Lemmy

    RIP
  8. martinwa

    Like TV?

    Just wanted to say thanks again. This thread is far from embarrassingly old
  9. martinwa

    LGBTQ.... AH?

    Not everyone fits into your neat little boxes.
  10. martinwa

    LGBTQ.... AH?

    The AH is for Attack Helicopter I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
  11. martinwa

    Jokes post yours here

    Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
  12. martinwa

    Like TV?

    Thanks guys, keep 'em coming!
  13. martinwa

    LINKS

    I don't know about everyone else, but this topic has been invaluable to me over the years. In fact I consult it most days to get the hottest links to TV and film. I pray it never gets unpinned lest it get lost in the torrent of new threads that appear each day
  14. Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.
  15. Jack in the box coffin! At the funeral the casket is closed, but its rigged up to a pressure plate on the floor. When mourners walk close the coffin, they step on the pressure plate which triggers the casket to suddenly spring open triggering the confetti/glitter canon within which showers everyone within a 5 foot radius. The corpse is also inside the casket, which may or may not be on a pneumatic lift that causes the body to sit up right as the casket springs open,
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