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    Jokes post yours here

    Q: What do you call a bee that likes tits? A: A boo-bee
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    Jollies this year...

    Are you sure it reached 60? http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/highest-recorded-temperature https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_weather_records
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    Jokes post yours here

    A genie has a magic slide... The genie went and gathered three men. He told them that if they needed to simply say what they wished for while sliding down the slide and their wish would apepar at the end of the slide. The first man went down and shouted "Money!" and landed in a pile of money. The next man went down and shouted "Diamonds!" and landed in a pile of diamonds. Finally, the third man went down. He wasn't as bright as the other two. He slid down and had so much fun he shouted "weeeee"....
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    Jokes post yours here

    Wait until you read my next gem
  5. A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car" replies the man. "That's not a problem" replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me try rubbing my bum on the door". The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try - it might be worth a laugh. The passer-by turns his bum to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the driver's door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the passer-by turns and opens the car door. "That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?" "It's easy" replies the pedestrian... "I'm wearing khaki trousers."
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    2017 squad talk

    Smith Lichaj Worral Mills Traore Vaughn McKay Cohen Clough Brereton Velios
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    NFFC Rumours

    Do we think Grant will ever wear our red again? I had hopes for him at one point
  8. Does anyone else have Wikipedia articles they could read over and over? I do. Some of my favourites are: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS_Herald_of_Free_Enterprise https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyle_Stevik And pretty much anything from here; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_missing_people

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